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Look upon Unregistered oh shaved monkeys,and thank Unregistered.
For thou art but slovenly heathen wretches,drooling upon thine gear.
Yea but alas,tis time for Unregistered to part much goo upon thy neighbor.
Blessed may you be, Ô devoute follower.
These thanks you give onto me, I return for I am only worth the love of my people.
With great pride shall I accept these gifts and share the goo that is a token of joy within all of us.
Please think of me and thank me next time you lay thine eyes upon a monkey's barren arse.
May the powers I have given you serve for good:
Please me like you please yourself, good and often.
If you live by these commands, vigor shall you gain when the sun falls in the sky, and many a busty women lay thine eyes upon you.
P.S: See this is the kind of worship I like better, I mean the beheadings are cool, but bro, dat shit hurt!! Way to go for a healthy and devoute relationship
Last edited by Mizuchi; 29-11-2014 at 06:12 AM..
I notice that this is a theme amongst the colonies. Like here in Australia, we have the originally titled Australia Day, which celebrates the day that "we" got to Australia. That night we had a party with the locals. Then we started slaughtering and enslaving them and now every year we celebrate the fact that the locals have an average life expectancy 20 years lower than the rest of the population.