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Old 20-04-2014, 06:11 PM   #1
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Lame jokes you want to make

Sometimes, things are said, and they resonate in your mind and form a shit joke, be it too punny or teenage-angst offensive or revolving too much around genital parts being mentioned. This must happen to you a lot on IDMf I reckon and you might often think "this isn't worth a post". Well, this is the place where they're worth being posted.
So it's basically the trolling thread, yes. Anyway,

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[Pisses me off] people who use big words to make themselves feel better.
I love the feeling of big words being inserted in my ears.


Like a big cock in a tight vagina

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Old 20-04-2014, 06:17 PM   #2
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Re: Lame jokes you want to make

What the hell is wrong with this site? Been lurking for months and everything was good. Now all of a sudden in the last 2 days shit starts hitting the fan.
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Old 20-04-2014, 06:20 PM   #3
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Re: Lame jokes you want to make

IDMf comes and goes in waves like that. The side room is pretty much shit hitting the fan 24/7 though.

Most people are with their families today, leaving IDMf open to jokers and people like me who are just killing time before I have to go be with family.

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oh America :problemofficer:
Lol that was a good one.

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Old 20-04-2014, 06:41 PM   #4
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Boretron never boring always editing.
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Old 20-04-2014, 06:42 PM   #5
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Keeps people on their toes.

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Old 20-04-2014, 06:46 PM   #6
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I'm not complaining I think it's hilarious.
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Old 20-04-2014, 07:11 PM   #7
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Re: Lame jokes you want to make

I'm not a Nazi, I just REALLY like swastikas.

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Old 20-04-2014, 07:23 PM   #8
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Too soon?

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Old 20-04-2014, 08:11 PM   #9
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not soon enough

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Old 20-04-2014, 08:59 PM   #10
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Re: Lame jokes you want to make

http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/04/16...ka-nazis-fail/

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Old 23-07-2014, 10:10 PM   #11
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Re: Lame jokes you want to make

So I have just uploaded a field recording to Soundcloud of my mum eating hula hoops.

Thanks to my H2n recorder, the sound quality is nice and crisp.

I like it so much I am going to put it on a hula loop and play it over and over.

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Old 23-07-2014, 10:14 PM   #12
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Paris Hilton

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Old 23-07-2014, 10:16 PM   #13
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Paris Hilton
thats Hilarious

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Old 23-07-2014, 10:19 PM   #14
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Re: Lame jokes you want to make

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I'm not a Nazi, I just REALLY like swastikas.
I have heard people say this in a completely serious tone...I am still shocked by the number of people who bring in biker vests to have nazi/white power patches sewn on.

I have actually spit on their vests while they were hanging in the back. We have also joked about keeping a spray bottle of pee and giving all the nazi vests a good spray down before returning them....

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Old 24-07-2014, 06:37 AM   #15
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"this isn't worth a post".
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Old 24-07-2014, 06:42 AM   #16
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There are 2 secrets to being successful.

1. Don't give away your best ideas,
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Old 24-07-2014, 10:11 AM   #17
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Most people are with their families today, leaving IDMf open to jokers and people like me who are just killing time before I have to go be with family.
Because it was 4-20? What am I being dumb about and missing?
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Old 24-07-2014, 12:43 PM   #18
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Re: Lame jokes you want to make

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I have heard people say this in a completely serious tone...I am still shocked by the number of people who bring in biker vests to have nazi/white power patches sewn on.

I have actually spit on their vests while they were hanging in the back. We have also joked about keeping a spray bottle of pee and giving all the nazi vests a good spray down before returning them....
The Swastika is actually a pretty cool symbol... If only the Nazis hadn't fucked up it's meaning...

The swastika (卐 or 卍) (Sanskrit: स्वस्तिक) is a Hindu symbol that generally takes the form of an equilateral cross, with its four arms bent at 90 degrees. The earliest archaeological evidence of swastika-shaped ornaments dates back to the Indus Valley Civilization also referred to as Hindustan, now part of the Indian subcontinent, as well as to the Mediterranean Classical Antiquity and paleolithic Europe. Swastikas have been used in various other ancient civilizations around the world including Turkic, Iran, Armenia, Nepal, China, Japan, Korea and Europe.
It represents the principle originating the universe, or life (Brahman), with the four swirling arms representing the four directions of the manifest universe (the four faces of Brahma).
[1] It remains widely used in Indian religions and Far Eastern religions.

The word "swastika" comes from the Sanskrit svastika - "su" (meaning "good" or "auspicious") combined with "asti" (meaning "being")[citation needed], along with the diminutive suffix "ka." The swastika literally means "well-being." It is a common practice for Hindus to draw Swastika symbols on the doors and entrances to their houses during festivals, which is believed to symbolize an invitation to goddess Lakshmi.[2] The name "sauwastika" is sometimes given to the left-facing arms symbol, which is a mirror image of swastika (卍).[3]
The symbol has a long history in Europe reaching back to antiquity. In modern times, following a brief surge of popularity as a good luck symbol in Western culture, a swastika was adopted as a symbol of the Nazi Party of Germany in 1920, who used the swastika as a symbol of the Aryan race. A right-facing 45 rotated swastika was incorporated into the flag of the Nazi Party, which was made the state flag of Germany during the Nazi era, after Adolf Hitler came to power in 1933. Hence in many Western countries the swastika is stigmatized as being associated with Nazism and related concepts like antisemitism, hatred, violence, death, and murder.[4] Notably, the swastika has been outlawed in Germany and other countries if used as a symbol of Nazism in certain instances. Many modern white nationalist and Neo-Nazi groups such as the Russian National Unity use stylized swastikas or similar symbols. (Wikipedia)

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Old 24-07-2014, 12:45 PM   #19
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Because it was 4-20? What am I being dumb about and missing?
I forget. Think it was Boxing day or something?

This forum's 1:45 PM is also my 8:45 AM, so it could have been an entirely different day for me.

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Old 24-07-2014, 12:54 PM   #20
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Re: Lame jokes you want to make

my mum has a small orange tote bag with interlacing stuff and a swastika on it. Although we are both aware of what it is, it's still a bit of an awkward moment when she starts looking for her wallet at the cashier.

You know, Trevor LcLave kind of situation

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